Fun with puns
Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio?
It's halfway between Dayton and Marion.
It's halfway between Dayton and Marion.
Fun with puns
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speaking of love and marriage:
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.
When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.
My wife tells me I'm a skeptic, but I don't believe a word she says.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Many women think the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.
Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
Some men view marriage as a matter of wife and debt.
Arial and Calibri, were in the midst of a bad breakup. Calibri said, 'I'm sorry, you're just too bold.' Arial responded, 'You're not my type.'
Two musicians had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
He often played the violin with his wife, but she never played second fiddle.
When a psychic showed me the girl I'll marry, it was love at second sight.
Two cannon balls got married and had BB's.
Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil whipped.
My husband and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.
Too many little digs sends a marriage to an early grave.
They were a fastidious couple. She was fast, he was tedious.
A girl and her boyfriend went to a party dressed as a barcode. They were an item.
Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
A bartender's marriage was on the rocks so he took a cheap shot.
The bride's best friend is so proud, she's practically made of honour.
I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
Black widow to mate: I met my last husband on the web
She married the janitor after he swept her off her feet.
Why did the proton blush? It was positively attracted to the electron.
The triangle relationship soon became a wreck-tangle.
When a knight was courting his lady, he wore a suit of amour.
She didn't marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
When his wife asked for wooden walls in the basement, they had a panel discussion.
When he proposed to her, she found it very engaging.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.
When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.
My wife tells me I'm a skeptic, but I don't believe a word she says.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Many women think the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.
Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
Some men view marriage as a matter of wife and debt.
Arial and Calibri, were in the midst of a bad breakup. Calibri said, 'I'm sorry, you're just too bold.' Arial responded, 'You're not my type.'
Two musicians had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
He often played the violin with his wife, but she never played second fiddle.
When a psychic showed me the girl I'll marry, it was love at second sight.
Two cannon balls got married and had BB's.
Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil whipped.
My husband and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.
Too many little digs sends a marriage to an early grave.
They were a fastidious couple. She was fast, he was tedious.
A girl and her boyfriend went to a party dressed as a barcode. They were an item.
Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
A bartender's marriage was on the rocks so he took a cheap shot.
The bride's best friend is so proud, she's practically made of honour.
I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
Black widow to mate: I met my last husband on the web
She married the janitor after he swept her off her feet.
Why did the proton blush? It was positively attracted to the electron.
The triangle relationship soon became a wreck-tangle.
When a knight was courting his lady, he wore a suit of amour.
She didn't marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
When his wife asked for wooden walls in the basement, they had a panel discussion.
When he proposed to her, she found it very engaging.
First blond girl: There's nothing better than taking a warm bath in milk.
Second blond girl: Pasteurize ?
FBG: No, just up to my boobs.
Second blond girl: Pasteurize ?
FBG: No, just up to my boobs.
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whenever i feel tired and exhausted,
i get my tires rotated and my exhaust flushed.
i get my tires rotated and my exhaust flushed.
gettingstronger
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...But when you're exhausted, do you re-tire?
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:blush:
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Q. What font do they use when they make Alphabet Soup?
A. Times New Ramen!
A. Times New Ramen!
victor-victim
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silly semantics and daffynitions.
exhaust: (pronounced eggs sauced)
a breakfast choice.
for example: eggs benedict or huevos rancheros or shakshuka.
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tired: (pronounced tie yard)
an area where railroad ties are stored.
exhaust: (pronounced eggs sauced)
a breakfast choice.
for example: eggs benedict or huevos rancheros or shakshuka.
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tired: (pronounced tie yard)
an area where railroad ties are stored.
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happy pi day on 03/14/15
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math puns are the first sine(madness)
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without geometry, life is pointless
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4'i's
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imaginary friend :giggle:
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clever
that gets an A+ 
don't just hire this applicant,
put this person in charge.
make them a manager.
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love triangles.
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