You know you're getting older when ...

[Nothing Man]

When an all nighter means not getting up to pee... when all the names in my black book have M.D. after them... When "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot, and when the candles cost more than the cake.

 

[Bluedogone]

Your wife says, "Let's run upstairs and make love." And you say, "You'll have to choose which one, I can't do both.".....When you never buy green bananas.....When you sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.