You are drinking too much coffee when..,

You ski uphill.

You speed walk in your sleep.

You answer the door before people knock.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You just completed your third sweater today, and you dont know how to knit.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time youre standing still is in an earthquake.

You lick your coffee pot clean.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.

You dont sweat, you percolate.

People get dizzy just watching you.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

Your Thermos is on wheels.

You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.

You dont even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You dont tan, you roast.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
 
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