"Would I !?!!"

There was a young man who had a wooden prosthetic eye. He was very sensitive about his wooden eye. He went to a party and he looked around the room for someone to dance. He saw a pretty girl who had a wooden prosthetic leg standing in the corner.

Anxiously he asked her to dance. Excitedly she replied, "Would I!?!!" Incensed he replied, "PEG LEG!!!"

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