Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
OK this isn't a book, but there's enuf of these they could be made into one:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook; and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
FOX MULDER ("The X Files")
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?
STAR TREK: FROM THE CREW OF THE ORIGINAL USS ENTERPRISE
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
(I made the rest of these up...once I get started on Star Trek I can't stop. Sorry about that!
)
MR. SPOCK
Considering the heavy traffic flow at the time, it did seem a most illogical thing to do.
DR. "BONES" MCCOY
Dammit, Jim, how am I supposed to know? I'm not a chicken psychologist, I'm a doctor!
SCOTTY
I don't know cap'n! I dinna think he had enough power!
LT UHURA
I've lost all communications with the chicken...I'm sorry, Captain...
And of course...
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
Victor
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook; and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
FOX MULDER ("The X Files")
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?
STAR TREK: FROM THE CREW OF THE ORIGINAL USS ENTERPRISE
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
(I made the rest of these up...once I get started on Star Trek I can't stop. Sorry about that!
)MR. SPOCK
Considering the heavy traffic flow at the time, it did seem a most illogical thing to do.
DR. "BONES" MCCOY
Dammit, Jim, how am I supposed to know? I'm not a chicken psychologist, I'm a doctor!
SCOTTY
I don't know cap'n! I dinna think he had enough power!
LT UHURA
I've lost all communications with the chicken...I'm sorry, Captain...
And of course...
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
Victor