Truly Bad Pun Names

Suwanee

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I remember these from a goofy magazine article I read as a kid. They're so bad...

Director of Contingency Planning---Justin Case
Bartender---Philip A. Glass
Librarian---Paige Turner
Dentist---Dr. Max Paine, DDS
Optometrist---C. DeChart
Electrician---Ben Sparks
Motivational Speaker---Will Power (my favorite) :)

I told you they were bad!


Will
 

Bluedogone

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I love these. Thanks

I'd like to add a couple, but these are TRULY BAD

Proctologist - Seymour Butts
Attorneys-At-Law: Dewey, Cheatum & Howe
 

zookeeper

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Allow me to chime in
Director of Indo/Russian Karaoke -Ivanna Singh
Coordinator for Emergency Triage-I.C. Hurtman

Sorry, couldnt resist.
Zoo
 

Bluedogone

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Excellent, Zookeeper !

From out of the past, 50 years ago
Book Title:
Follow the Yellow Road
by I.P. Freely

UGH - It's addictive.
 

zookeeper

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Good grief!
Director of Electrolysis Services -U.R. Harry
Coordinator of French Leg Extension Surgeries -Dr Eileen Somme

Is it wrong to be this amused by these??
Zoo
 
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This simply needs a bump.

Pollster = Marge Inaverra
Physicist = Anne Ershaugh
Mathematician specialized in topology = Manny Folds
 
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