Things boys discover

tony passey

Discovering that having a straight penis is normal was a shock to me. I thought they all looked like his. Never had a proper dad so I asked my mum , only time I’ve ever seen her wear an awkward face. Not recommending asking your mum about man stuff but even though she has been to hell and back as my abuser was her youngest brother , we still laugh about it on occasion. Keeps everything real I suppose. Rise above it all. Acceptance is most the battle won. Love and friendship should top it off.
I think she’s only laughing because I am. I admire her fortitude for laughing with me , whilst inside she’s dying inside.
My mum is ACE


Made me darn near tear up at this theory of yours OP.
Did not read them all so may be repeats... I just could use some normalcy;

~Jumping into leaves makes any vertical fall possible (granted you have enough leaves)
~The iceball carries velocity much better than the snowball
~Car rides go by really fast when you put your head down, give up asking if 'we're there yet', and nap
~Juice boxes hold less than a cup of juice
~Cheese sticks will break just bellow the plastic line if you rip into them zealously
~Forts can be built in a day but will always be put back in a minute (oof ran into clear metaphor)