Things boys discover

Toad

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I learned that if you buy a compound bow and metal tipped arrows at a garage sale and shoot a target 20 feet away. It will go through the target, through the fence and stick in the side of the neighbors car. But if you pull it out and run no one will ever figure out where the hole above the gas tank came from.
 
Cargo shorts or pants are great for carrying everything you need: coins, rocks, matchbox cars, pocket knife, magnifying glass, various crayons, snacks or even a small pet (just don’t squish them)
 

chairdesklamp

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When you catch that cool bug and decide to keep him as a pet, poke airholes in the lid of the jar.

Do not just throw a lump of Velveeta and pour a bunch of water in the jar, either. That's not how to feed him.

Do not use that doctor kit to tell your granma your dad's dying when he has a cold. Granparents don't find that fun playtime.

Don't make your dad's tchotchkes fight your superhero figures. They will break.

Here's to all the lizards whose tails I snipped in high school to get back at my s*itty half-sister by sticking down the back of her shirt that day at the pool. Thanks for not biting me or anything.
 
Throwing snowballs at front doors will always result in your mother opening the door after the snowball has left your hand.


The snowball will always hit her in the face.
 
Letting the hand brake off of the car will really get you attention. The type you don't want. The car rolled out of the car port down over a rock wall across a yard and hit the neighbours brand new car.

Esterio
 

bigman883

New Registrant
that you are NOT Evel Knievel, and that no matter how FAST you go you are NOT going to make the jump down the stairs from the second to the first floor...
 

BigV

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That a three man sling shot, composed of medical tubing and ply-board, and held by two boys, while one loads and fires, can launch a water balloon several hundred feet from a hill top onto one very irate neighbors roof top.
 

Napoleon

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BigV said:
That a three man sling shot, composed of medical tubing and ply-board, and held by two boys, while one loads and fires, can launch a water balloon several hundred feet from a hill top onto one very irate neighbors roof top.
Said Contraption can roll during launch: and launch said balloon at high velocity into your testicles.
 
Where does the music come from inside my radio?
I took apart the batteries inside, nope no music in there, but the acid does eat holes in your jeans and burns the fingers.
 
Even though it looks cool in National Geographic trying to use a ring clip intended to hold pieces of paper to add a ring to your nose will likely generate a great deal of warm blood...

Putting a kitten in the refrigerator is not the best place to hide it...

Removing all the screws from the inside of the car door will certainly cause the innards to fall out when the door is opened...
 
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