937. My mother would always fix a fancy table spread for Christmas and Thanksgiving and when company would come over. I would always fart. She would use her fancy lace table cloth to set the table. I would always spill gravy on it no matter how hard I tried not to.
944. A playing card In your bicycle spokes makes a cool sound, but the clothes pin you attached it with will catch in the spokes, lock up your tire, and get you tossed off your bike into the neighbor's rose bushes.
If you are running home full speed in the dark to avoid being late, make sure your mom hasn't moved her clothes line. And yes, as you are swept off your feet and staring at the night sky above you, remember that technically you are flying. So, you are a super hero. A dorky one but a super hero nonetheless.