Things boys discover

pufferfish

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We lived in a two-story house. My bedroom was on the 2nd floor. I periodically dropped a lit firecracker from the window.

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tbkkfile

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914. Eating 15 year old pickled onions that you find in a friends attic is a dare too far
915. Saltpeter makes great firecrackers
 

Kenn

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46. When pulling a stack of the best dinner plates off the table sometimes only the bottom one breaks.

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On The Fringe

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916.

Telling your kindergarten teacher that she is squishy like a grandma, when she is a chubby 20 year old is not good.

917. Although it is difficult to do, a go kart will indeed flip.

918. A go kart on top of you is surprisingly heavy. Some parts are kinda hot!
 
919. A pair of jeans that fit just right and a new pair of cool shoes can make you feel like you can conquer the world for a little while.
 

pufferfish

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pufferfish said:
We lived in a two-story house. My bedroom was on the 2nd floor. I periodically dropped a lit firecracker from the window.

919. My goal was to one day pee from the window. Now let's psychoanalyze that!!! :)

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pufferfish said:
My goal was to one day pee from the window. Now let's psychoanalyze that!!! :)

Puffer

... which leads to:

920. When peeing outside, don't pee against the wind, but with it.
 

roninsteve

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921. just because the people you are with say it is fine, do NOT pee on an electric fence.

922. pouring methylated spirits on dads workbench lighting it and watching the flame run across the bench is cool.

923. catching the flame in your hand and having your hand on firs without any pain is totally awesome.

924. setting your hand on fire with methylated spirits and waving to mum like that is kind of frowned on.
 

JayBro

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925. When not allowed to have toy guns, a banana or mom's highheals can be used as a pretend pistol.
 

NoSimpleMachine

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926. Model rocket engines don't have to just be used to launch rockets! They can propel all sorts of other things too. :)
 

pufferfish

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927. When you're a baby boy, don't finger paint the wallpaper through the crib slats with excrement.
(abundant supply :crazy: )

928. When you're a toddler boy, don't come into your parent's dinner party totally naked.



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Jonathan64

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I remember when I was 6 I decided painting my brother's bicycle with my sister's tube of hot pink lipstick. But be careful with that one. Both siblings might wana kill you for that. (Not litteral kill, Just really really mad at little brother)

Age 5 I cut up my mom's $300.00 contact lenses with a pair of scissors.
 
931

When I was 9 trying to lick the ice off the freezer shelf, getting stuck and nobody home to help me.

Peace, Rainbows, Love, Healing & Hope
 
932

riding your bike full speed into a pond with your friends to see how you can go

Peace, Rainbows, Love, Healing & Hope
 
933

you and your best friend losing a fight with a local college kid when you were 12

Peace, Rainbows, Love, Healing & Hope
 
934

When I was 9 and trying to look older by sitting in my parents car on my knees with my cousin's winter wool navy uniform in the summer :cool:

Peace, Rainbows, Love, Healing & Hope
 
935

shooting your new "real" bow and arrow in your parents finished basement and missing the target 2 out of 3 times.

Peace, Rainbows, Love, Healing & Hope
 
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