The Priest, the Pastor, and the Rabbi

A priest, pastor, and rabbi are walking down the road and find a bag of money. They started arguing about how much of it to give to God.

The priest said "We will draw a circle and throw the money in the air. Whatever lands in the circle we give to God!"

The pastor said "You have it backward, Padre! We throw the money in the air and whatever falls outside the circle, we give to God."

The rabbi says "You are both nuts! We throw the money in the air and whatever God wants, God keeps!"
 
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