Some Stupid Jokes
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I blocked Donald Trump on Facebook and the next day he set up a new page.
I used to shoot skeet; things have gotten so regulated now it’s strictly catch and release.
Sign at a whorehouse: employees must wash hands after using John.
Friend: I’m on a diet. Me: No whey.
My ex girlfriend said “you’ll never hear my voice again” and hung up the phone. Five minutes later she texted me. Technically, she’s correct.
Chris Brown was arrested again after authorities found a beaten path on his property.
Left my blinkers on when I was using hand signals.
Something’s up with Trip Advisor; they just recommended Stevie Wonder as a romantic weekend getaway.
I used to shoot skeet; things have gotten so regulated now it’s strictly catch and release.
Sign at a whorehouse: employees must wash hands after using John.
Friend: I’m on a diet. Me: No whey.
My ex girlfriend said “you’ll never hear my voice again” and hung up the phone. Five minutes later she texted me. Technically, she’s correct.
Chris Brown was arrested again after authorities found a beaten path on his property.
Left my blinkers on when I was using hand signals.
Something’s up with Trip Advisor; they just recommended Stevie Wonder as a romantic weekend getaway.