A kid was drawing a picture in her second grade class and not paying attention to the teacher. The teacher walked over to her and asked what she was drawing.
The girl responded "I'm drawing a picture of God"
The teacher said: "Don't be silly, nobody knows what God looks like."
The girl replied: "They will now."
A man was in Israel on vacation with his wife when she tragically died.
It was going to be $5,000 to send her body back to the states.
The local offered their services and a plot for $500.00
The man said no
They begged and pleaded with him to let them take care of his wife in his time of grief. He still said no.
A half hour later, and seeing the man was becoming irritated they asked him why he wouldn't let them bury his wife in their country.
He told them about 2,000 years ago they buried someone who came back from the dead 3 days later, and he just couldn't take that chance.