Snobs with fur coats


A bar owner in New York got tired of loud and rude drunks. He learned that you could train a gorilla to act as a bouncer. So, he went to the training school, and got a gorilla. Whenever he'd snap his fingers, and nod towards the door, the gorilla would grab the drunk, and haul them outside. One day a big ol' Texas boy came in the bar. He started drinking, and getting a little loud. The owner snapped his fingers and nodded towards the door. The gorilla grabbed the Texan by the arm, and hauled him outside. The gorilla didn't come back. Time passed, no gorilla. More time passed, no gorilla. In a minute the Texan walked in brushing himself off. He said, "You give some people a fur coat, and they think they run the world.". lol