Signs of the Times

[Bluedogone]

Or, there's this

A feeble gentlemen hobbled up to the drug store soda fountain counter and after much effort managed to finally get on one of the stools at the counter.
After the soda jerk asked him what he would have
The man said, "I'll have a chocolate sundae."
The clerk said, "Crushed nuts?"
The man replied, "No, arthritis"


Do you file your nails?
No, after I clip them I just throw them away.


Does your penis burn when you pee?
I really don't know. To be honest, I've never tried to light it.

Who are you ? And how did you get in here ?
I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith,

 

[Ceremony]

thanks

 

[Bluedogone]

Today, I choose Mood One

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There's nothing that can tear a family apart more than a pack of wild dogs.

 

[Bluedogone]

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra


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The Elderly Couple:
Wife: Let's run upstairs and make mad passionate love.
Husband: You'll have to decide which, I can't do both.

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1st Man: Hey, you look really beat up. What happened? I thought you had a doctor's appointment yesterday.

2nd man: Yeah, I did. And everything was going real well. He took my temperature, blood pressure, weighed me like I thought he would. But then he said, "Go pee in a cup." That made me really mad so I told him, "Well you just go fart in a jug." Then the fight broke out.

 

[Henry Berglund]

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LOOOOOL

 

[Henry Berglund]

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here", or so it seems as major events on our planet continue to be typified by chaos, recklessness and fecklessness under the stewardship of a cabal of 'reality creators' with complete disregard for facts. This last week has seen a uptick in tension in the area of Crimea/Ukraine with the US launching 'Spring Storm' military exercises using the coast of Romania to practice a land invasion. Where were they...