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Trevor

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wat does evryone want for X mas?

i want -
chocolate phone
a million bucks worth of itunes
new tires for my kawasaki
new snowboard
duct tape
bruins andor pats tickets

i dont think all thats
2 much 2 ask for.
 
i want my wife in a pair of antlers, a leather harness, playing reindeer games.

well, you have to know me i reckon. i have what i need and want. my wife asked me what i want, and i couldnt think of anything. i dont have much, but what i have is all i want.
 
hey phoster it dont have to
be X mas to put ur wife in antlers
and a leather harness and..
never mind
if i keep talking im gonna
get in trouble for talking shit
about ur wife ;)
perv lol
 
well not in any more trouble than it has gotten me into over the years.
 
Father Christmas will want to know what you want the duct tape for???

ste
 
Guess you just need to fix a leaky pipe, or someones big mouth.
I asked him for a quiet life, but he doesnt know how to wrap it up,

ste
 
well duct tape isnt
just for ducts :)
i asked my sistr to shut
the F up for christmas.
i dont think she can afford
it tho
 
Women are known to utter six times as many words per man, per day.
Is it any wonder they live longer than us men, when we dont get a word in edgeways ;)

How bout asking him for ear plugs :)

ste
 
ya she bitches nonstop
and shes ALWAYS rite ;(
but i like wen her friends
come ovr. there pretty
ya ear plugs work!
 
For America to understand that it is not the World's policeman . And to start takeing care of our own problems at home . No more soldgers to die in a forgein land . PEACE ON EARTH . and for there to neaver have to be another disabled vet ever again .

MICHAEL WOLF
DISABLED VET
 
K - I send you my roll of silver duct tape, she can shine at parties.
The rest of the stuff, you will have to ask the daddy himself ;)

ste

Ask him for a white out blizzard, he is good at that, :D

ste
 
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