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Lol!My senior partner in his 50th year as a respected trial attorney in our community had a hankering for ice cream late one evening...rummaging in the cupboard he found what he thought were chopped nuts to put on said treat in a plastic baggie. Unfortunately the “chopped nuts” were moonflower seeds his wife who grew up on a farm and always saved seeds for flowers year to year was saving for the next summer! She came home to him “swimming” on the ditches tile and he had been at it long enough his elbows and knees were bloody- National Center For Poisin Contril was called bu our local hospital emergency department and they advised They had no idea how to counteract the hallucinogen in those seeds in an 80 yo man- but in a teenager trying to get high you strap them down and let them detox - so at 80 the dean of our local bar association was in detox over ice cream and “nuts”!
Oh his wife never saved seeds again!
That is funny & scary at the same time! LolMy wife was friends with an older couple.
Before bed the wife was in the kitchen eating some cashews.
She got up in the night and went to the kitchen to get some water. In the dark she saw that she had left a couple of cashews on the counter. She popped them in her mouth but they tasted rancid and were quite crunchy. Went back to bed and found out in the morning that she had eaten her husbands hearing aids.
I think he had taken the old batteries out and left them there because he couldn't find new ones. So fortunately I don't think she ate any batteries.
LolMy wife was friends with an older couple.
Before bed the wife was in the kitchen eating some cashews.
She got up in the night and went to the kitchen to get some water. In the dark she saw that she had left a couple of cashews on the counter. She popped them in her mouth but they tasted rancid and were quite crunchy. Went back to bed and found out in the morning that she had eaten her husbands hearing aids.
I think he had taken the old batteries out and left them there because he couldn't find new ones. So fortunately I don't think she ate any batteries.