My favorite movie line

"That is a personal question and I'll thank you not to ask me that again." Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, after Quarterback Dan Morano asks "Ace", Jim Carrey, for some gum.
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What's yours?
 

pufferfish

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This is one of my favorites:

In Airplane: "Don't call me Shirley"

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Allen
 
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Airplane is a great movie, sometimes I have a drinking problem!
 
Another one I really enjoy is MST3K, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Crow, a robot, tries to dig his way back to Earth while in space. He uses a pick axe and opens a hole in the ship. During the chaos that ensues, he tries to reassure everyone by saying "Honest, I calculated the odds of this being really smart with this being really stupid.., and I went ahead and did it anyway. Can you hand me my plans?" The wind blows blueprints in his face. "sure enough, I even had it underlined, 'we shall all DIE!" Argh!!!

I can't find a video clip, but that one is funny. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117128/quotes

Here are some excerpts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd1j1GAExH0
 
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