I'm Not A Bastard
bastard (2)
bastard [ bstrd ]
noun (plural bastards)
1. a taboo term for a disagreeable or obnoxious person ( slang taboo )
Maybe sometimes; but I wasn't born that way!
2. a taboo term for somebody born to unmarried parents ( archaic or taboo )
they're the ones who did something taboo not me!
3. a taboo term for something that is extremely difficult, trying, or unpleasant ( slang taboo )
Nope, not me!
bastard [ bstrd ]
noun (plural bastards)
1. abnormal thing: something that is abnormal, inferior, or of questionable or mixed origin ( sometimes considered offensive )
There is no question of my origins, but they certainly did something offensive!
adjective
1. not genuine: not the real thing
Oh I'm real alright no thanks to them!
2. of inferior or mixed origin: of an inferior, ill-conceived, or mixed origin
I ain't my origin whatever it is!
3. zoology similar: used to describe plants and animals that are similar but not identical to, and usually slightly inferior to, a particular kind or species
N/A!
4. unusual: unusual or irregular in shape, size, or appearance ( sometimes considered offensive )
Who wouldn't be with parents like that?!
[14th century. Via Old French bastart from medieval Latin bastardus , probably from bastum pack saddle, the idea probably being of a child produced from a relationship with a traveler.]
Maybe so but I'm movin on!
Let me make this plain & simple:
I'm not a bastard...
...my mother is a bastardess...
...which I guess makes my father the bastard!
Victor
bastard [ bstrd ]
noun (plural bastards)
1. a taboo term for a disagreeable or obnoxious person ( slang taboo )
Maybe sometimes; but I wasn't born that way!
2. a taboo term for somebody born to unmarried parents ( archaic or taboo )
they're the ones who did something taboo not me!
3. a taboo term for something that is extremely difficult, trying, or unpleasant ( slang taboo )
Nope, not me!
bastard [ bstrd ]
noun (plural bastards)
1. abnormal thing: something that is abnormal, inferior, or of questionable or mixed origin ( sometimes considered offensive )
There is no question of my origins, but they certainly did something offensive!
adjective
1. not genuine: not the real thing
Oh I'm real alright no thanks to them!
2. of inferior or mixed origin: of an inferior, ill-conceived, or mixed origin
I ain't my origin whatever it is!
3. zoology similar: used to describe plants and animals that are similar but not identical to, and usually slightly inferior to, a particular kind or species
N/A!
4. unusual: unusual or irregular in shape, size, or appearance ( sometimes considered offensive )
Who wouldn't be with parents like that?!
[14th century. Via Old French bastart from medieval Latin bastardus , probably from bastum pack saddle, the idea probably being of a child produced from a relationship with a traveler.]
Maybe so but I'm movin on!
Let me make this plain & simple:
I'm not a bastard...
...my mother is a bastardess...
...which I guess makes my father the bastard!
Victor