I hate pussy!

[Aden]

Sorry!

It isn't all about childhood sexual abuse. Take a moment for laughter!

There is a cat that lives in my house. I do not like cats. The cat that lives in my house likes me. Stupid cat! Who elected them gods anyway? OK maybe those jerks could build pyramids, but they had no right to appoint deities, and were especially mistaken in their elevation of felines to a holy status. The cat in my house is a manipulative creep. The only reason that I let him live is because my roommate worships him.

Some of our beliefs are just plain wrong. Cats are not gods. My roommate knows that I might kill the cat given proper provocation. She therefore tries to curb the appetites of her little god. As if she could! Cats only think that they are gods. They seem to be good at it. There are plenty of people who believe in their posturing.

Sometimes I wish I were a cat. But then I would have to lick my own ass and I wouldnt like that very much at all.

People have different values. My values dont include the worship of cats. But still, I have to live with one. Arrogant, intrusive little bastard actually seems to think he IS a god.

There is no moral to this story. The cat is bugging me. I dont like cats. The cat likes me because I will feed it if the roommate is out of town. That is all.

Aden

 

[Lloydy]

The cat likes me because I will feed it if the roommate is out of town.

Cat's are clever....

Dave

 

Aden,

Dear, dear brother!

Now you've done it! Sekhmet is gonna get ya. And for your information, cats ARE Gods!

You think they're stupid? They use us for food. We clean up after them. The sleep all day. They took over the world and we didn't even see it coming!

Marc

 

[Aden]

Marc,

I never said that cats were stupid. I said that the cat I live with is stupid. He thinks I like him. That is a big mistake for such a little god.

The one cat that I have ever liked spoke 17 languages and called me by name. He walked with me thru briars and burrs as if he wanted to be with me just for the sake of my company. Sly little bastard learned to speak just so he could tell me how to clean his fur properly. But knowing his entirely self absorbed point of view, I still liked him.

That brings me to your Icon. I dont have time now to do the research to prove my point, but I remember that the Latin description translates into Vengeful Vagina or Vagina Vendetta. It is a scary picture for those who fear having their willies wacked off by toothy beasts.

No real meaning here. It is just about cats.

Aden

 

[Kenn]

Well after the shock of the title wore off I read it to Emma who has since gone back to her nap at the corner of my bed.

Asked for her response she mewwed (as opposed to meowed), then exhaled through her nose, usually translated as, "You woke me up for that?"

Kenn

 

[brian-z]

Phuzziebutt (may his benevolent reign last 1000 years) wonders why your roomie's cat aloud someone like you to live in the same house with her, or any feline for that matter. Id be wary of running into a team of four legged goons if I were you.