This or that


Who are you, and how did you get in here ?

I'm a lock smith...and, I'm a lock smith.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy ?

I don't know, and I don't care.

Partner No. 1: Let's run upstairs and make passionate love.

Partner No. 2: You'll have to decide which, I can't do both.

Medical Warning: If an erection lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor.

If I had an erection lasting longer than four hours I'd call everybody I know. I'm 75 years old.